I was just reading another blog that listed some of the off the wall things that we say because of our children.....Here are some of mine:
Do NOT hit the dog with the blinds, it will hurt her.
NO Whiskey does not like to be carried like a baby.
How in the world did you get that bruise on your head?
I do not care if that is the way that you want it, Mommy does not want it that way. If I count to 3 you will have to get your TV taken away. No, you can not help me carry it out of your room, it is to heavy.....
No you can not eat cat poop for dinner. I know Daisy May does, but she is not supposed to. That is not right.
WHAT do you mean you just put a cracker in your ear?
NO mommy does not have a Peanut like you or Daddy. No I will never get one. Maggie does not have one either, she is a girl. All girls do not have a Peanut.
ohh the joys of a 3 year old.
