Not Me Monday!!!!!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her site to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I am not sitting at work wishing I was at home and hanging out with Mr. Handsome and Little Monkey.
I did not make from scratch, 30,000 calories a piece carrot cake with cream cheese icing this weekend when i am on a diet. I definately did not do that.
I did not sit on hold with verizon for 45 minutes on Sunday to be told that I needed to call in Monday to schecdule a technition to come out when all I had was one measley question. And I definately did not call verizon on Monday to be told that because i dont have an "internal cabel connection" that it was going to cost me 40-90 dollars to switch rooms for my computer.
I did not want to reach through the phone and hit that poor customer service rep that had a huge attitude with me the entire time. No i did not.